Posted by Ben on
Be careful what you say; you never know who’s listening:
A rich old man had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the man to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect, your family must be really pleased that you can hear again..
The old man replied, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to them gossiping about me. I’ve changed my will three times!”
One word for this man?