The Three Wishes
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure.He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, “I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double.”
The man agreed and said, “I wish I had a mansion.”
The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.
The man said, “I would like a million dollars.”
The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars.
Then the man said, “Scare me half to death.”