In a bible study class  in community primary school,the teacher one question about the part of body which goes heaven first .

This the dialouge between them.

TEACHER:Which parts of the body goes to heaven first?

A PUPIL:I Sir.

TEACHER:Yes you.

PUPIL:LEGS.

TEACHER:(Flagabasted and trumatized)WHY?

PUPIL:This is because, when my dad and mum are in bed at night, my mom will raise her two legs on the wall,

 and shout oh God am coming..