Two nigerian man in diaspora

:    By olatunji
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Two Nigerian men met at old kent train station in london, they were  both waiting for the next train to come on, at the scheduled time and during this time,they both introduced themselves.they both lied to each other on where they came from originally,the first one said he was  originally from carribean and the other said he was originally from  france, they both exchange pleasantries and when the train came on , while strugggling to board the train,the france man stepped on the carribean man toes,and the carribean man had to tell him....."hello mr man  u stepped on my toes".  Fuck  off, replied the  france man.
the carribean man then brought out gun and repleid in Yoruba Language that "Iku E tide loni" (meaning your death has come today).the french man didnt say anything than to reply back in yoruba that "oko I ya mi Jo OMO ibadan nimi ma je ki nku"( meanng please i am from ibadan pls dont kill me)
Then the carribean man said pls omo iya alway declare ur country of origin because that was wat saved u  and the france replied that u too should also endeavour to declare urs too.
They both laugh and proclaim one love.


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