Before i start this real joke, please lets be proud of our root, so i greet brothers and sisters around the world with our pidgin funene. Go like this, how far, wish one, wetin day happen, any better, we thank god. joke!joke! So one day heavy rain day fall, i con run enter black cab rank for london high street, i ask taxi driver to drop me two doors from the rank, he reply me with serious anger, said no mate, am not going two doors from the rank. so i con use bongo pattern, i pay u £50, the man say now u talking, so he drop me two doors from the rank, so i con pay £3, he ask me the balance, i reply, will u pay £50 for two doors? he said no, i say thanks bye.