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  Adam and Eve:     By Amaechi Precious N, aka Saint P
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And God told Adam "of all the fruit in this garden thou shalt eat (the lips, breast, etc) he is free to eat but you see the fruit in the centre (coint or vagina) God said any day you eat of the fruit you shall die. So one day Eve was tempted to finger herself, she saw that the thing was sweet and so she called Adam to join her in tasting it. Adam tasted it and did not die and told his children children to start tasting it.

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Name: sense   Picture
Review: u are so stupid ..what a silly joke u gave .Examine ur life and tell God to forgive u. and bless u with the gift of salvation.

Name: priscilla boateng   Picture
Review: u are worse than stupid.

Name: toytop toyin Doju   Picture
Review: you r just plain stupid. i did not know God still created wastes like you. i'm sure you are a product of OBJ and a GORRILA. God cannot forgive people like you. you'll die in hell, so start practicing!!!

Name: okpolostic   Picture
Review: Well, I have to agree with the other three reviewers. On the other hand, i do not have right to use filthy words on u. Please, if u don't have a joke abstain from writing obscenities.

Name: anonymous   Picture
Review: that was completely disgusting, and unentertaining. you need a life. Get one. it's inexpensive. I'm not surprised you are from FUTO. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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Review: absolutely meaningless and perverse God have mercy on you.

Name: BIG DADDY   Picture
Review: HOW MANY PLATES OF STUPID DID YOU EAT BEFORE WRITING THIS SCRAP YOU CALLKED A JOKE

Name: yemisi   Picture
Review: U need a complete deliverance. It is clearly written (joke). dat was not a joke stupid bastard. half brain dead human being.

Name: cool   Picture
Review: what the heck? you need to get a life and ask god for forgiveness

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Review: U need salvation,what kind of joke is.examine ur,ask God for forgiveness.it was so disgusting.

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Review: U need salvation,what kind of joke is that.examine ur life,ask God for forgiveness.it was so disgusting.

Name: Thunder   Picture
Review: If i wz in 9ija i wud av struck u wit thunder.. Dickhead like u.

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Review: Lmaooooooooooooooooooo.. the joke was the funny, but the comments were funny!!.. People pls stop the insult...we are just human...lol..dont blame him..

Name: GdON   Picture
Review: Ur pomposity is causing unnesacery dycotomyu, higgledypiggledy, australophitecu africanus, chikirous chikenery, next time, shut ur bucca cavity it is remarkably indeginously unacceptable to me and my meningistis. thanks and doxology


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