A MAN AND A LION

:    By TIM DIKACHI MUONEKE
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ONE UPON A TIME,A MAN ACCIDENTALLY RAN INTO A LION ON HIS WAY TO THE FARM. HE QUICKLY KNELT DOWN,CLOSED HIS EYES AND STARTED PRAYING. "OH GOD,YOU ARE THE GOD THAT DELIVERED DANIEL FROM THE LIONS DEN.PLS DELIVER ME"
  all of a sudden he didnt hear the roaring of the lion again and he continued

 "GOD THANK YOU FOR DEFEATING AND CLOSING THE MOUTH OF THE LION IN JESUS NAME I PRAY"

  the lion shouted to his ears"AMENNNNN".The man insantly fainted.

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Review: Hi Gladys, why not keep your dirty jokes in Germany; Nigeria is clean. Try something more thinkable. You can be clean and funny. No hard feelings, though; your participation is appreciated.

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