There were these 3 woman and they get to the gates of Heaven. St.Peter and his assistant are waiting. He says to the 3, I need to know if you were a good girl on earth and that will determine what kind of key you get to go into Heaven. So the first woman says,I was very good on earth and I was a virgin before I was married and remained a virgin for the rest of my life. Very good , give her the golden key St. Peter says to his assistant. He gives woman 1 the key and she goes in. The second woman then says, I was a virgin until I got married, and I lost my virginity with my husband. Okay, St Peter says to his assistant,give her the silver key. She gets the silver key and goes in. Then the 3rd woman says, I slept with every man I could before and after I got married. St Peter than looks at his assistant and says Give her the key to my room.