A man who was living @ Onitsha with his wife employed an nsukka girl as a maid. One day, d wife travelled and d man was filling jolly so entered his room, took off his clothes and called d girl: Man: (pointing @ his manhood)do u know what dis is? Girl: (shilly) yes oga Man: do u know wat its used for? Girl: yes oga Man: alright show me D girl rushed d "thing" and d man was looking in anticipation. D girl drew close to the "thing", opened her mouth and began: " my name is Nkolika Ugwuoke, I am 23yrs old, I come frm Nsukka in Enugu state. I will lyk to greet my father, mother and my boy friend in d village" she turned to d oga and said " oga am through with the news casting"