U.K VISA.

:    By Bakare Abiola Muiz
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There is this my friend that got a Visa to the U.K for the first time after applying for several years(say since 1994). Excited as he was, he was still bitter having had to wait that long. He said: 'guy, i go show dem'.
He got a return ticket from one of the airlines to travel today and return tommorrow.
On getting to heathrow airpot in U.K, he was given a rather elaborate search,didn't have much luggage but all his body parts were searched, boxer, nails, eyelid, eye lashes and all his orifices . He then ask the security personell the reason for the elaborate search on him.
The security personell said: ''we are really sorry about that sir, its just that your entering today and going tommorrow calls for suspicion.
My guy,extremely happy about the scenario and the fact that a white man addressed him as sir, gently gave the security a pat on the shoulder and said:' come on, don't mention it, LIGHT NO DEY NAIJA, I SAY MAKE I COM CHARGE MY PHONE FOR HERE'

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