malaki

:    By yingyang
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hey hi
during the time of birdflew two guy were hungry and dicided toplay a trick. they agreed with a doctor to play the trick. one of them would to a resesturant and order for rice and chiken after eaten a enough he wud prented to be surfring from bedflew the other will ask people to
madam
take him to save my soul that is the name of the hospital then the doctor would charge them for about 35000 orelse hr wud die and they wud pay. later they wud share d money.

one day they landed in a resturant owned a celetia woman they played this trick

 

malaki: (one of the thif) haaaaaaaaaaaaa my bele ohoooo


madam: watin dey du you

john: (another tiff) hey berdfdlew save my soul ohh or he go die ohoooo


madam: wat make i call pastor gabrel

john: who u one call no try am ohoo save my soul or he go die

pst gabrel: holy,holy,holy,hmmmm boys get the wips let us flog it out, madam du u hav peper

madam: yes

pst gabrel: get it now holy,holy,holy

john: pst open to the book of malaki it says "malaki" "malaki", arise and run for the wips are cuming to takle ur anus oh arise and run arise arise(olish malaki cud nut understand) as they brought the canes and peper) no,no,no pst open agan to the book of malaki chapter one vearse 33 nd the lord said malaki, malaki cant u see ur fooolishnees ohoo look at it a cane and peper oh malaki arise and run arise and runnnnnnnnnnnnn.

 

watch out for my next edition. byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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