There was a popular known aboki malam who is suya seller
(may suya)in my street, this malam fall seriously sick one day and he was
rushed to the hospital, when the doctor run a test on him and he  said
this man(may suya)will need a kidney transplant, when the malam heard wat d doctor said he answered “kai dockitor kidini transflant "
the nurse carry out a test on his wife to see if his wife can donate one of her
own but the result was negative,the malam cried again  and said 
kai dockitor me i go die, then d 
doctor said know u can’t die there is still a way out we can buy u a  kidney, then malam said how much is it? The
doctor said just one million  naira only,
the malam said he is a poor trader that he can’t get that kind of money, then the
malam told  the doctor that  can’t i use the kidney of  a Dog since dog is man best friend
what!!!!!  The doctor speaking,then   he said ok if that is wat u want it is
possible but u may develop some dog habit  and symptoms but d malam did not understand
all he was saying was that he want  it  like that. Just because it will save is money
and he also have lot of animal including dogs. They did the operation and it
was successful the malam was very happy. After some days he was walking on the
street then he wanted to urinate then he open trouser, the next that happen was
that he raised up one of his legs like a dog 
then after that he dust the leg after urinating. He was afraid so he
rush back to the doctor and he said “kai dockitor why bi sa if  me I won peace(urinate) I go raise am for one
leg like bingo(dog),then d doctor remember I warned u. the malam said “mm okay
dockitor remove am for the kidini” then the doctor said No that he will die
then the malam said okay dockitor 
put  goat kidini for me. Then  d doctor said ok but gave him the sam warning
that he develop a goat habit, the malam said that is okay for him. D doctor did
the operation and it was successful. . After some days he was walking on the
street then he wanted to urinate then he open trouser, then he scoot down on
his two legs like a goat. . He was afraid so he rush back to the doctor and he
said “kai dockitor why bi sa if  me I won
peace(urinate) I go bend down like goat wey dey peace(urinate) the doctor laughand he said  malam I told u. then the malam shouted
and ask the doctor to remove the kidney but the doctor it is too late and dangerous
 that he might lose his life. That’s why you
see some of the malams(abokis)  scoot whenever
they want to urinate. Till now.