Respect And Fear

:    By sammylaugh De M.c
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this man that live close to my house. Every time he beats his wife, so his wife now becomes afraid of him instead of loving and respecting him as a husband. So 1day the husband becomes sick and he went to the huspital to meet with a doctor. then the doctor asked him to go home and come back towmorrow with his early morning urine. So he went home he woke up by 5 am and urinetead in a bottle then he placed the bottle by he house, When his wife got up to sweep around the house that moring her broom toched the bottle and it fell on the ground so she picked up the bottle and shouted " I don die oh " so she peeed inside the bottle and left it were he kepped it. He took it to the hospital and the doctor said if this is your urine you are two months

Pregnant . The man fell and died. so dont hit your wife.

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Name: critike   Picture
Review: stupid joke. not funny

Name: Samuel AKA: Balinga   Picture
Review: Though his jokes are not funny, but as a Nigerian, i would life encourage you to keep it up, not with things like this, but a new concept. Thanks (chelseainmyblood@Gmail.com)

Name: esther   Picture
Review: 2 me the joke was not all that funny but it iight keep doing wat u do u will get there. there is always a beignning 2 everything.

Name: chichi marsh   Picture
Review: this shouldnt be called a joke

Name: seyi   Picture
Review: it's okay but not funny

Name: seyi   Picture
Review: it's okay but not funny

Name: Daviette jlay   Picture
Review: I am so sorry but you missed spell some of your words and your joke wasn't funny at all, but keep trying.

Name: md   Picture
Review: very stupid joke indeed.

Name: osamu jvn   Picture
Review: BRODA U TRY SHALL BUT U NOR TRY FINISH.NEXT TIME CONTACT ME SO THAT WE GO ARRANGE 2GETHER OUR PAPA SAY NA CO-OPERATION RICE TAKE DEY FULL POT.KEEP TRYING.ONE LUV.


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