there was this little boy who had this parrot, he was walking down the street when he came to a church, he heard a pastor yell out while preaching his sermon "there's angel's in the sky"!  And a man in back of the church hollared back "you a mutherfuckin lie"!  so the boy took his parrot & continued walking down the street, and when he passed he saw 2 women fighting, and one swung @ the other and the other ducked. The one lady told the other " If i wouldn't have ducked, you would have fucked me up"! so the little boy and his parrot continues with their walk, they came up to the intersection where there was a cow in the middle of the road, backing up traffic, someone yelled out their car window " if you kick her in the ass she'll mooooove". so the boy decided he had a long day so he headed back home. the next morining the boy got dressed and took his parrot to church with him. he made it to church where he sat down to hear the pastor preach. the paster told the congergation, " i just want all you people to know, there's angel's in the sky"!

the parrot said " if i wouldn't have duck you would have fuck me up"! so then the ushers tried shaking the old woman to wake her, and then the parrot said "if you kick her in the ass she'll MOOOOOVE"!