MY TEACHER

:    By ifeoma ogu
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i had this teacher she is sometimes very mean anyway i stayed in a boarding house and she was our house mistress and she said


'               ''i don't want any one of you to sleep in church'' cause our church is very boring anyway she continued    ''do not use you seat partner's shoulder as a pillow to sleep on and any body that uses your shoulder for a pillow shake your shoulder so she would wake up''

Anyway church started and we reached like 1 hour in church and i was sitting close to my house mistress and the next thing i know i see my house mistress's head dropping on my shoulder then she was snoring on my neck in church . i didn't know what to do then i remebered what she said i was afraid at first but i finally shook my shoulder then my house mistress woke up then she looked out of her glasses and looked at me through her nose then she said

'' WHEN WE GET TO THE CAFETERIA GO AND KNEEL DOWN RAISE YOU HANDS AND CLOSE YOUR EYES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CAFETERIA '' 

 

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