On my way back to campus one fateful day, as i alighted from the cab which took me to campus, i spotted this fine girl who i instantly concluded that'll be a fresher on campus. with her look, kit and elegance, i said to myself, "this's gonna be a big catch for me" so i decided to say hi. just as i was composing my lines she just flashed her smile amd came right in my direction. i said to myself, "cool". she then said to me:" pls sir if i were go amphaitiata(Meaning Amphitheatre), wish bus do i wear?". I almost fainted but i quickly answered "when u get to that side wear a bus going to bus stop but make sure u enter your cardigan when next you're coming on campus. I then quickly ran away before she speak another grammar!