What goes to heaven first?

:    By Elibrown
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The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of your body goes first? Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands." "Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your legs". The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs? Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into mommy and daddy's bedroom the other night.. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, "OH GOD, I'M COMING!". If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her!" THE NUN FAINTED!

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Name: DIKE   Picture
Review: What is this writer trying to say, that Segun Arinze is the urgliest man on earth. What can he say about ungle Segee the old farmer at OTA

Name: mondi   Picture
Review: is like u don't know d diff btw jokes and yabbing, SEGUN ARINZE offend u. guy u are out to make us laugh and not 2 yab person husband. u fine pass segun arinze?

Name: MORIDAN   Picture
Review: Na the ladies' man you dey yab so? Just allow dem to catch you.

Name: kenny   Picture
Review: segun is a star in his own right.that makes d joke not funny

Name: babyhipsy   Picture
Review: CAN WE SEE A PICTURE OF THE WRITER OF THIS JOKE PLEASE?

Name: prince edward okhuelegbe   Picture
Review: segun arinze na big star to d call. money cover him uglyness. so take am easy

Name: fine ass chick   Picture
Review: dis joke isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss DRY AS HELL!

Name: larry   Picture
Review: not joke pls tell something reasonable

Name: mtyee   Picture
Review: This joke is sooooooooooooooooo no funny. I actually dont think segun arinze is ugly

Name: charms   Picture
Review: i think this stupid story should be removed from the web page.am not a Segun Arinze fan but please i open this page cos i wanted to laugh.this is too dry... guy be more creative

Name: sweet   Picture
Review: this is bad,always put urself in another man's position

Name:   Picture
Review: Segun Arinze is not ugly. If you don't have a joke, why don't you do something better.

Name:   Picture
Review: Segun Arinze is not ugly. If you don't have a joke, why don't you do something better.

Name:   Picture
Review: Segun Arinze is not ugly. If you don't have a joke, why don't you do something better.

Name: nasty but kinky   Picture
Review: that was the dryest joke av heard in a long while.and above all the what has the guy done to deserve that from u.pls this joke should be removed from this web page

Name: equalright   Picture
Review: He has a right to his opinion. Moreover Segun Arinze should be use to it by now.

Name: bennie   Picture
Review: guy u nor try at all,at all u think say dey yab segun arinze na your mumu self na im your yaba.............idiot with no commercial value like you...see as u dey vex me.u nor try at all.try 2 dey try next time...cos next time u nor go dey lucky o!mumu u

Name: bennie   Picture
Review: guy u nor try at all,at all u think say dey yab segun arinze na your mumu self na im your yaba.............idiot with no commercial value like you...see as u dey vex me.u nor try at all.try 2 dey try next time...cos next time u nor go dey lucky o!mumu u

Name: bennie   Picture
Review: guy u nor try at all,at all u think say dey yab segun arinze na your mumu self na im your yaba.............idiot with no commercial value like you...see as u dey vex me.u nor try at all.try 2 dey try next time...cos next time u nor go dey lucky o!mumu u

Name: bennie   Picture
Review: guy u nor try at all,at all u think say dey yab segun arinze na your mumu self na im your yaba.............idiot with no commercial value like you...see as u dey vex me.u nor try at all.try 2 dey try next time...cos next time u nor go dey lucky o!mumu u

Name: bennie   Picture
Review: guy u nor try at all,at all u think say dey yab segun arinze na your mumu self na im your yaba.............idiot with no commercial value like you...see as u dey vex me.u nor try at all.try 2 dey try next time...cos next time u nor go dey lucky o!mumu u

Name: bennie   Picture
Review: guy u nor try at all,at all u think say dey yab segun arinze na your mumu self na im your yaba.............idiot with no commercial value like you...see as u dey vex me.u nor try at all.try 2 dey try next time...cos next time u nor go dey lucky o!mumu u

Name: bennie   Picture
Review: guy u nor try at all,at all u think say dey yab segun arinze na your mumu self na im your yaba.............idiot with no commercial value like you...see as u dey vex me.u nor try at all.try 2 dey try next time...cos next time u nor go dey lucky o!mumu u

Name: bennie   Picture
Review: guy u nor try at all,at all u think say dey yab segun arinze na your mumu self na im your yaba.............idiot with no commercial value like you...see as u dey vex me.u nor try at all.try 2 dey try next time...cos next time u nor go dey lucky o!mumu u

Name: bennie   Picture
Review: guy u nor try at all,at all u think say dey yab segun arinze na your mumu self na im your yaba.............idiot with no commercial value like you...see as u dey vex me.u nor try at all.try 2 dey try next time...cos next time u nor go dey lucky o!mumu u

Name: DJinero   Picture
Review: R u tryin' to tell me that what God created is ugly ??? Na only God fit forgive una. U n ur basket mouth.... Bad belle..... Ori e o da lo run e

Name: bisi   Picture
Review: hey u r really very stupid for that kinda dry embarassing joke.. orie ti yi da nu, omo ale, gorilla like u dey yab fine man

Name: jules   Picture
Review: na waa 4 u ooo, u dey talk of pple way wan go heaven, u sure say u fit even make am to hell? cos d hell way u go go pass d one way u don hear about. Why will u say a thing like dat, person way God create u call am ugly, u must be very ugly urself to know person way ugly,my friend get something better to do if u know sabi joke ok, d joke dry as u dry


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