The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much
grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself
and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll live longer.
WISH U ALL PROSPEROUS 2009!!
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anana
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you tr|ied, this is a good one. i enjoyed it. mr habi na miss italy, na your father name bi that?
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kenny
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got to stop reading all this bullshit.these are written by retarded folks sorry to say.
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prince edward okhuelegbe
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dis one na joke or wetin
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emmanuel
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una too yab. if una dey drop bad comment for bad joke, try drop good comment for good jokes also
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FRED O.
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Beyond every conceivable doubt, this is a rib splitting joke and it couldn't have been better! Comments from Kenny and edwards makes me wonder if they are from the camp or interior village. Jokes does not neccessarily have to be in good English. In most times, it sounds funnier in broken English as did this one. Left for me, many of those who wrote theirs in the English you prefare made a successful failure job due to their poor grammar. Wake up buddies and give the credit to whom credit is due! If you feel this is a challenge, write yours, Wole soyinka.
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nasty but kinky
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this is a really good joke only that i would have laughed hard if i heard it when i was three years old
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