A Nigerian in Heaven

:    By kingroy
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A Nigerian died and went to Heaven.on the walls of Heaven he saw many wall clocks representing the nations of the world.when a nation commits a small sin,the seconds hand will move,medium sin,the minute,and a big sin,the hour.every clocks starts at 12am.that of the U.S.is about 5mins.past 12,that of Ghana was about 12.30am.He looked for that of Nigeria,but could not find it.so he asked an Angel.The Angel said it is in Apostle Peter's office.surprised,he asked wat the Nigerian clock was doing in Peter's office.The Angel replied,"the Nigerian clock is moving soooo fast that Peter had to take it into his office to be used as a ceiling fan".

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Name: d beautiful ones are not yet born   Picture
Review: u all say its funny cos it mentioned PENIS. DUMB!

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