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Have You Ever Done This?

Posted by Mimi on Tuesday, July 5th, 2016

Written by: Mimi,


OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS
1.- if u didn’t kill earthworm with salt.
2.- if u didn’t play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
6.- if u didn’t throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7.- if u don’t just watch your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school.
8.- if u didn’t act film inside uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn’t use your two legs to build houses with sands.
11.- if u never write your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if didn’t close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off.
13.- if u neva wave at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u did heard of ghost that stay under mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drive a single car tyre with stick and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat it while walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire.
18.- if u didn’t play table soccer with bottle cover.

If you did not do any of this, your childhood was not fun.


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